BAD DAD JOKES: INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY EDITION

In honor of TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, here are some Pirate Themed Dad Jokes. You can thank me later!

Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A: They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

Q: What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?
A: He got marooned.

Q: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
A: He bought it on sail.

  • JOHNNY RAY

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